MY HUNGRY STRUGGLE

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MY HUNGRY STRUGGLE

Post  Big Mac ~ Dan on Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:49 am

oooooo yeaaaaahaaaaa
yeeeeaahh
8 AM WAKING UP IN THE MORNING GOTTA BE FRESH GOTTA BE DOWNSTAIRS
GOTTA HAVE MY BOWL GOTTA HAVE MY CEREAL THE TIME IS TICKING
ON AND ON EVERYBODY'S RUSHING ....WAIT!!! woah hold up...
WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYONE? Dads at work and mum?! ooo mum is taking my little sister to school. I will wait and hopefully she buys breakfast from Maccas Very Happy.....
~1 HOUR LATER~ It is current;y 9:42 am Neutral I am hungry where is mum. WHAT IS THIS. WOMAN WHERE ARE YOU?!
FLASH BACK~~~
mum: "Clean the house, I have work.
me: ~half asleep~ "yeaaah its cool"
REALITY~~~
me now: "ITS NOT COOL WHAT THE FU--, I HAVE TO MAKE MY OWN BREAKFAST? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!"
FACEBOOK~~~
me: "hiring woman to cook me breakfast Very Happy"
REPLIES~~~
them: you sexist F___! I F___en hate F____ HEADS LIKE YOU, YOU LITTLE F____EN PIECE OF S____ blah blah blah ~ PMS
me: Neutral .... -grabs video camera and commentates- We now see the female bear in her hibernation state where being awoken makes her very aggressive.
REALITY~~~
Goes to freeza~ WE HAVE PIZZA!!! but that's not breakfast...Or is it? It is close to lunch and that is food for lunch so I will call it ...BRUNCH ;D omfg I'm so smart.

And that kids is how I made my breakfast that turned out to be lunch and latter called Brunch Smile

<3 Big Mac ~ Dan elephant

(WARNING: I do not mean any insults to females, pizza's or bears)
Songs used at the start = Rebekka Black's Friday video HAHAHHAA oh man

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AS POINTED OUT BY LORD VETINARI

Post  Big Mac ~ Dan on Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:03 am

10:01 Lord Vetinari: the song i looked it in youtube and no offense it sux xD but the story was gtreat xD
10:01 Lord Vetinari: i thought u actually liked it xd

to avoid any confusion I was taking the P___ out of rebecca black XD I hate her lol her songs bring pain to my ears, burn my eyes and make my urine feel like im peeing out flames Neutral.

Pizza is almost done ;D

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Re: MY HUNGRY STRUGGLE

Post  Ender on Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:39 am

Lmao, are you sure its pizza and not weed what you are taking? xD

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Re: MY HUNGRY STRUGGLE

Post  Error22 on Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:47 pm

haha this is hilarious. Your crazy.

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I tend to entertain

Post  Big Mac ~ Dan on Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:25 pm

Very Happy I love to entertain XD

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